And yes, I left 'fan' singular on purpose. All I do, I do for comedy.
Anyway, I added a new feature to the blog. Anyone who loves me should 'follow' my blog by clicking on the little widget on the right of the screen. After you do so, you will receive your 'Joshua Duncan' decoder ring and t-shirt in 8-10 epochs. Absolute proof of identity is required, so don't use a pseudonym, unless I already know you by said pseudonym.
Again, if you TRULY care for me, follow my blog and forward this message to ten friends.
Anonymous, aka 'Josh'