So the previously identified Chump disappears again after he congratulates me on my "arbitrary choice award" in February. Still not suspecting the influence of the dark side, I was pleased with his return to blogging. However, months crept by and the Chump faded from sight again. Truly shadowy, this master of the dark side. Had I known then what I know now, I would have prepared for the worst.
Knowing I can reach the Chump via the Force (aka Yahoo Instant Messenger) I began harrassing him about his second disappearance. "You have a lot to contribute," I would say. "You're funny! People like that!" But no amount of cajoling would stir the Chump from his shadows. He would strike only when the time was right...
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